THE DEPTH CRIES

WELCOME!


HIHIHI!!!! I'm ethan, i use he/him, and welcome to my website! :D ERM!! i'm like a total noob at coding, i kinda suck, but i hope this turns out good either way !! i hope you like it either way :) as you've probably guessed, i like fish! some other things i like are; squids, monster high, spooky month, animal crossing (NH), arknights, wakfu adventure time, honkai star rail, stranger things, and a buncha other things i can't think of right now

for now, my main goal of this website is to make somewhere for me to yap..i'll probably put my art here somewhere too!

Blorbo Train..
CHANGELOG!

9/1: fixed up the home page, made a new comment section (different host because the old one was kinda bad), added a few stamps, and started the webrings section (i'm only in one tho, so, yeah..prolly gonna apply to a bunch and then work on other pages while i wait

8/20: okay, so i added the comment section back. uhm, i need to put some more stuff down there, i have a few ideas, but i'm coded out for the day so maybe tomorrow i will!

8/19: ADDED SHRINES !! well-shrine, singular. also, thinking abt making a template for my site. let other people use it. might be nice.......

8/19: OKAY !! so, FINALLY reworked the art page! it's not done yet, but it is more polished. i think adding a little showcase for my ocs would be fun (stealing from the blorbo train)!! i have a marquee set up i just need to add the images.

8/17: i think i wanna add a showcase for dolls i like but eh. i should redo the art and fish pages first prolly :p (gonna try and work on the art page today..:3)

8/15: ENTIRE SITE REDO?!?! AAA!!!!! NEW SITE JUMPSCARE!!!!! i hope people like this one, i tried making it more on-my-own than the last one (used a templaet) because i was like..embarassed abt using one....haha.. also yeah i gotta fix this changelog.

8/13: I'M BACK TO CODING!! YIPPEE!!!! okay, so, today i FINALLY started working on the portfolio. it has images now! and they get bigger when you hover over them!!! :) also, while i'm here, i've been thinking about getting rid of the comment section and doing a guestbook?? i dunno. we'll see

7/27: Made a page for fishes! Added a few (mostly squid) sightings on there too!! The portfolio is still unfinished, unfortunately. Not really in the mood to finish that one. For now, on the fish page, you need to right-click on links and open them in new tabs!! I'm going to fix it later and have the videos open in new tabs.

7/26: (later in day) Added two links to the navigation section, and set up the portfolio page! Having issues with the background but I'll fix it soon. Also! Cleaned up the source code a little bit, specifcially within the stamp collection.

7/26: Finished up the home page by adding blinkies to the bottom!

7/25: This changelog, bio, comment section, stamp collection, and the images! :)

MY WIVES

QUESTIONNAIRE

(questions found here )

1) time and date u started this?

if this means the questionniare, then august 19th, but if it means the website as a whole, well, i made this account like. a year ago. it took me forever to actually begin coding..

asl?

apparently this means "age/sex/something else that i forgot", so; age: what are you, a cop? sex: i checked my pants and theres a squid down there. idk what that means though.

opinions on musicals?

whimscial! i like epic+cell block tango. they're neat, but my fave musical is ride the cyclone :)

favorite snack?

saltwater taffy..............if i had emojis on my laptop i'd put a drooling one right now.

have u ever been in love?

squints at you. what are you, a cop? why you asking so much?

favorite pokemon?

lore dump time, i actually don't know anything about pokemon because when i was a kid i DESPERATELY wanted the approval of my older sister and she had onetime mentioned not liking pokemon so i made a point of not interacting with it at all. all the kids my age LOVED pokemon and i didn't really fit in with my friends sometimes because i didnt' like pokemon and they all did but little me thought it was worth it for her to like me (didn't even work lol).

mario kart main?

rosalina. i like the way she is

tf2 main

never played ...if all these questions are about games the answers are gonna get boring lol

do you laugh at youtube poops?

what do those words mean..what is a youtube poop..huh......

are you listening to music right now?

no i'm watching cmk ^_^. usually i do listen to music while i code though. i just don't wanna blast music late at night (when i'm filling this out)

favorite shape?

trangles because squid mantles are kinda triangle-y

do you believe in astrology?

no

do you believe in the occult?

really vague question, unsure how to answer..

opinions on vocaloid?

I LOVE MIKU !!!!!!!! <3

would you ever want to be a rockstar?

NO! it would be a horrible experience! can you imagine how much more i'd have my gender invalidated if i was famous?? horrible...

do you easily get stressed?

yes

what is/was your favorite class in high school?

WBL!! i sent my teacher a link to this website, actually, so he might see me say that lol. YOUR CLASS IS THE BEST MAN !!! >.<

what pokemon type would you be?

NO IDEA! :)

rei or asuka?

i had to google these characters. i drew asuka for a friend onetime, so i guess her.

favorite html tag?

MARQUEE'S MY BELOVED !!! so much whimsy, i love them (as you can see based on how many i have lol)

are you religious?

buddhist

opions on nightcore?

i never really liked it, honestly. didn't vibe w/me.

did you go through any major phase?

err.uhh...uhhmm..i don't know tbh. i don't think so.

are you good at drawing?

i don't think anyone can be good or bad at drawing, if i'm honest. it's meant for self-expression, not to create something that Looks Good. art is inherently beautiful no matter what it looks like :)

do you crack your joints?

this is such a hyper-specific question but yes, i do.

do you read visual novels?

not really. i don't like reading things online and i get embarassed bringing comics to school (where i read the most) so i tend to avoid them.

can you sew?

no, but i REALLY wanna learn. it'd be so fun to make plushies of characters i think!! i want a strawberry mochi plush!!!

can you cook?

i like to think so (no)

most expensive thing you've bought?

err..uh....my switch, prolly

opinions on cosplay?

so whimsy!! so joy!! i love it!!

what's your most hated band/musician?

music is an artform and all art is good so i don't hate any music.

are you a dramatic person?

REALLY depends on the day. somedays i can't feel anything, but others i'm super hyper and talk nonstop and i will play up drama for funsies.

what emoticon do you use most?

^_^

can a miracle certainly occur?

i like to believe that one always will.

would you let a vampire suck ur blood?

no, i AM the vampire.

do you have a celebrity crush?

i find certain characters attractive, like steve rogers in the mcu, but i don't care for the actual actor. the second their actor is no longer in-character i feel nothing for them (like, i'm not attracted to the actor for steve rogers at all, but i do LOVE the character), so, not really.

do you like snow?

like snow but i hate ice. i fall on it a lot.

were you really into greek mythology as a kid?

sigh. yeah. i own a lot of greek mythos books.. :\

what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?

i mean i could talk your ear off about squids or vampires or why almost every kids cartoon portrays unhealthy relationships with parental figures but i'm not going to do so competently. also i'm aware of the text bubble being weird here but i am NOT fixing it. i'm lazy.

are you good at spelling?

as good as i can be

which touhou wud u fuk?

i had to google this and i still don't know what it is. anyway. none of them

do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?

"going to be" implies that half the world hasn't already given up on their free-thinking and uses chatGPT for everything

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!

not far enough. it saddens me that i live in a time where every squid doesn't even have a common name nevermind proper research done on them.

would you be an angel or devil?

i'm human, i'll never be purely good or evil. morality does not exist in nature

sine, cosine, or tangent?

sine. i like the way the word is

do you like licorice?

no, i don't like the texture.

whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?

squid games. the writing is bad, i'm sorry. it was boring. you knew exactly who was going to win from the start so watching was pointless (and everytime he "almost died" i just wondered how they were gonna get their beloved mc out of this situation). they payed no attention to the other contestants, we knew barely anything about them or their lives and thus we don't see them as actual People with Lives. it's dumb!! why couldn't we have spent equal amounts of time with each main contestant before the games started? why couldn't we have learned bout their lives? if we did, then losing those characters would've felt more impactful and, idk, there also could've been actual foreshadowing of 1 being the guy who ran the games (like, maybe the fact we never see HIS past but we see everyone elses? that could've helped!! would've been useful and nice!!!!! idk!!)

what books did you like as a kid?

really really liked this one book about king arthur i read. i lost it oneday and cried over it.

can you play any instruments?

i can but i don't like it. i play bass, guitar, and cello, but i don't LIKE playing music. it's frustrating and i despise my music class.

what song would you want to play at your wedding?

i find the idea of spending a bunch of money on one day kind of useless (why not just like..idk..invite family over to my house to celebrate my love? that'd be nice) but err.... it'd be really funny if my bride came down the aisle while like, pirate metal played...

do you believe in reincarnation?

i'm buddhist.

have you been to another continent?

no, and i probably never will. that's a lot of money..

whats your worst habit?

uhhh..umm..ermm.....um..........

favorite vegetable?

potatos. i like baked ones and mashed.

whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?

micheal jackson

would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?

vampire, 100%. being a ghost would be lonely..

what do you fear most?

my peers. specifically them finding things like my website and social media accs.

do you sleep with any plushies?

yes, i sleep with a lot actually. they're whimsical.

what hobby do you just not understand?

uhh. idk. none of em? i don't really care how others spend their time anyways.

do you like the taste of alcohol?

i don't ever plan on drinking. aside from the idea of not being in total control of my body sounding terrifying, i worry that somehow even one little drop is enough to make me become an addict. i know it's an unrealistic fear, but it's still a fear. after seeing what addiction did to those i loved, the idea of doing anything like that makes me feel sick.

which deadly sin best fits you?

pride

which of your physical features do you like the most?

uhhhhhhhh.........

where would you live if you could live anywhere?

somewhere i don't need to worry about my rights being stolen from me

would you fuck a clone of yourself?

what an odd question. if i'm honest i skipped like 12 of these so far but this one i just need everyone else to see too lol

favorite animal?

i HATE this question. so vague!! how can i pick? my favorite normal-domestic-animals are cats! my fave exotic pets are rats! my fave ocean animals are squids! my favorite not-really-animals-but-alive are either siphonphores or diatoms. my favorite land-wild-animals are.....uh..actaully i don't know that one.

how often do you wash your hair?

everyday. i know it's bad but i'm really paranoid about my appearance, i have to wash it or i'll get really insecure.

whats the goofiest thing you do when alone?

sing to my stuffed animals. like, you know how in music videos it'll show the singer doing super dramatic poses and stuf while they sing? yeah i do that to my stuffed animals when a song i really like starts playing.

do you like fireworks?

no! completely unethical and stupid! i utterly despise them. how inconsiderate do you need to be? like, people in the U.S. set of fireworks to "celebrate indpendence" without a single care in the world for how the people who FOUGHT FOR THEIR FREEDOM will be negatively impacted by fireworks!! the amt of like, stories i've seen of veterans talking abt it is crazy. not to mention how much it upsets animals...so rude and inconsiderate. i hate them.

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